There are tons of Olim out there who have blogs about making Aliyah. This blog is not about making aliyah, its about me, Penina. But, since I have made aliyah, its a subject at the forefront of most of what I do. I gabbing with friends, I have found certain things come up again and again. Please feel free to add your own “things I wish they’d told me” but please, let’s not make it an Israel-bash.
#1 thing I wish they’d told me before I made aliyah – Israel is NOT AMERICA. OK, they did tell me that one, but I suppose I never really considered what that would really mean:
– no walmart
– no target
– no Sam’s club
– deoderant that costs 30nis ($7.50) instead of $2 (do they consider deoderant a luxury???? seems that way on the bus sometimes)
– lipstick that costs 80nis ($20) instead of $6
Ok, that’s all petty stuff
#2 – there aren’t really any laws in Israel, only suggestions that are selectively enforced, depending on the mood of the police officer, person, etc.
#3 – if you get one answer from a civil servant, come back the next day and you’ll likely get a different answer (in either direction)
#4 – you can get a 100nis ticket for crossing at a crosswalk if the signal isn’t green (ask my husband about that!)